Traveling Raconteur

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Something like pick-up lines (now this doesn’t happen in India you know)

1. “Will you share your brolly with me?” – a man in a suit on Shepherd Street.

Me: Sorry? Suit Man: Will you share your umbrella with me?

2. “I’d take you out tonight if you weren’t going to the concert” – someone at Hyde Park Corner who wanted to sell me tickets and I told him I already have tickets to the concert.

3. “You are too beautiful to be run over” – someone from a car in Oxford.

4. “I’d marry you if I wasn’t married” * 5 times – someone in some pub in London

Comment: Now that was annoying. I didn’t say this to him but I should have for the fun of it – ‘It’s a pity you are married! What makes you believe I’d ever marry you? LOL, I am dumb, true, but not so dumb!’

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This entry was posted on November 20, 2012 by in Travels and tagged .

Fighting An Additction

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Addiction is a curse one allows upon one's self until it ceases to seek permission. I do not like the idea of a mind controlled by substance. If I can refrain for 30 days, I'd be very impressed with myself.

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